A gimmicky, overpriced, tiny, conventional electric oven geared to gullible hipsters who are scared of fried food, and yet feel that an insta-post titled "I baked potatoes" would not bring enough attention.
Courtney from Brooklyn: "I just bought an air fryer and air-fried some sweet potatoes!"
Not Courtney: "How is that different from baking?"
Courtney from Brooklyn: "I don't know, it says 'convection' on the box..."
Not Courtney: "Conventional ovens also circulate air through convection"
Courtney from Brooklyn: "You're a jerk" *cries while eating soggy sweet potatoes...
When you take all of your available leftovers ie, pizza, Chinese, fried chicken, etc. Throw them all into the air fryer at once and run the reheat cycle and hope for the best.
Hey babe, do you want to go out for dinner?
Nah, we’ve got a ton of leftovers, we should probably just have an air fryer gangbang tonight.
when you get an air fryer during your junior year of college and gain 30 pounds within 2 semesters because it is now more convenient than ever to make pizza rolls at midnight.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*