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The Land, Sea, and Air Burger 

The true meaning of being on top of the food chain, a Land, Sea, and Air Burger consists of a McDonalds Hamburger, a chicken patty, and a Filet-o-Fish patty. This is what KFC's Double Down wants to be when it grows up.

The burger is rumored to be on McDonalds Secret Menu as reported by NPR and was first discovered on Eat Me!, an online food blog by Playboy, although archeologists claim remains of Noah's Ark have yielded the correct proportions of ingredients. Others argue Paul Revere is the true father of the creation, while critics say that "3 if by Air" is purely speculation.
The Land, Sea, and Air Burger accounts for more deaths in the USA then shark attacks, lightning strikes, and bee stings combined.

Air Supply Burger 

Item or items that exhibit characteristics that may
outwardly appear worthwhile, but are actually inherently worthless. Relates to the Wendy's commercial featuring said, singing meal.
He got a new car with all the bells and whistles, but it turned out to be an Air Supply Burger.
Air Supply Burger by DABJK January 7, 2008

Air Berger

An absolute dirty sap of the schuaz.
Hey man, can I huck an air berger out of your schuaz
Air Berger by Cliff McDiver February 19, 2020

Air Burgers

After a high level of cocaine consumption a person may begin “chewing air burgers”.

A person grinding or chomping their jaw after blowing back a few gator tails.
Guy 1: “yo how many lines did Ricky slam!?”
Guy 2: “I don’t know bro! But look at him he’s chewing air burgers over there!”
Air Burgers by Lilboyblue June 6, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022