Ailf

Alien I'd like to fuck

Oh my gosh, I was watching E.T last night, he's so hot, what an AILF!!!

by AILF LOVER! September 29, 2010

Ailf

astronomer i'd like to fuck.

from the movie (don't look up)

damn Mr. starman is such a Ailf

by TheRealPopeFrancis March 28, 2022

ailf

aunt i'd like to fuck

look at that ailf over their

by brandon schwartz April 10, 2006

AILF

Acronym for "Alien I'd Like to Fuck".
A crucial staple of Science Fiction, rendering it watchable.
Pronounced "alf", but not to be confused with the puppet from the 1980s TV show, who is not an example of an AILF.

Examples of an "AILF":
The chick Steve Guttenberg does (in an alien sort of way) in "Cocoon".
Natasha Henstridge is "Species".
"Orion slave girl" (the green chick) in "Star Trek".

by beckynot August 26, 2013

AILF

Ant-eater I'd like to fuck.

Hey Karl, check out the long proboscis on that insect lovin' mammal. A prime example of an AILF!

by Roger McTodger November 15, 2004

ailf

Asian I'd like to fuck

Dude 1: Hey did you see those ailfs in Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift?
Dude 2: Yes I jacked off in the theater to those ailfs. Damn I gotta get me some of that good stuff, yo.

by DickB November 05, 2006

ailf

ass id like to fuck comes from the word milf

wow shes got a "AILF"

by Josh February 11, 2005