he has a GIANT ass dick. hes so good at flicking tongues against clits it could be his profession. getting fingered by him allows for an IMMEDIATE orgasm. he wants to learn french so he'll have mastered both types of french *wink wink* besides the fact that he's a freak in the sheets he gets flustered VERY easily and is like a ticking time bomb with how much he blushes. he's into being tossed around like a rag doll so he'll bend to your will and do whatever the hell you want him to, both sexually and non sexually. he's into a LOT of kinky shit and will ask you to possibly whip him and use a shock collar on him, in addition to LOTS AND LOTS of bondage. he's definitely a keeper for sure ladies ;) too bad i have him though. dont try anything bitches
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.