Agrease 

adjective
1. the dermal state of having so much oil seeping out of your pores that you can (metaphorically) rub your face on a piece of bread and butter it to even Paula Deen's liking
2. Anything that looks disgusting or dirty, preferably the surface of an iPhone after the user had eaten dominos pizza

1) Did you see Suzy yesterday? Gurl, that hair was NOT washed and it was lookin' AGREASE

Agrease by DJC0RRTN45T4Y March 29, 2017

agrasexual 

A person who has an overwhelming urge to shove rocks up their anus

Darn, Jake. Don't be such an agrasexual and have anul with a rock

agrasexual by Anderpz May 17, 2017

a grease 

Something the cat drags in

Look what the cat dragged in A GREASE

a grease by My handle on things is a good August 17, 2016