When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"
Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...
Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"
Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"
by Zeval April 7, 2020
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