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After Market

It’s After Market
It makes it go faster
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After Market Equipment

After Market Equipment refers to a woman's fake tits.
She got some serious After Market Equipment going on!
by Big Daddy Corleone September 8, 2011
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after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.
You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.
by QuacksO August 13, 2019
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aftermarket pussy

A plastic surgeon's imitation pussy
Phil: I got aftermarket pussy, the non binary kind.
by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 25, 2022
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aftermarket

Parts made by an outside firm to replace OEM (Original Equipment Manufacturers) parts. Commonly used in automotive purposes, but the aftermarket exists in virtually every industry.

In other words, these are NOT "Genuine <fill in name of manufacturer> parts." The quality of aftermarket parts can vary widely, some engineered to be better than the originals, some poorly fitting and otherwise inferior crap. Caveat Emptor when buying aftermarket parts! But sometimes when the original parts are discontinued or the manufacturer has gone out of business, the aftermarket may be your only choice.
NAPA and J.C. Whitney are two of the larger aftermarket auto parts suppliers.

Quality Discount Press Parts and AAA Press are pretty much the only aftermarket suppliers of note in the flexo printing industry.
by Old Radio Collector June 10, 2007
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Aftermarket rack

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.
by Blankford1 December 7, 2013
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Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"
Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"
by Zeval April 7, 2020
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