When someone booty claps on your balls so hard that you have to get one removed.
"Did you hear what happened to Eli?"
"No, tell me!"
"He and Kate went away for the weekend and things gotcrazy, she Adios Pelota'd him...he just got out of surgery this afternoon."
"Oh no! Not Eli!"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)