First, you fly to Ottawa and pick up a local lady. You start by breaking all of the restrictive bones in her body. Then, starting at her feet, you fold her body like an accordion up to her head. Hold her sideways and open up the “accordion”, revealing her vagina. Thurst into her, then out, then close the accordion. Open again, and repeat.
Malcolm: “Hey Shane, what do you want for Christmas?”
Shane: “I’m really hoping for a plane ticket to Canada. I need to cross the Ottawa Accordion off my bucket list.”
Shane: “I’m really hoping for a plane ticket to Canada. I need to cross the Ottawa Accordion off my bucket list.”
by ruralführer September 7, 2018
A monkey who plays the accordion. This is a pretty unusual insult - mostly used on crappy accordion players.
Steve's an accordion monkey.
by Pedi August 19, 2004
A genre of porn in which one or all of the performers scale busting fat rolls expand and contrast like the folds of an accordion.
Sydney Leathers is the star of the genre.
Sydney Leathers is the star of the genre.
by Paul E. Ogre September 1, 2016
Female version of the rusty trombone, where a woman bends over allowing a guy or girl to tongue the woman's anus while reaching up through her legs and fingering her clitoris.
by goldengash August 26, 2022
Most likely the guy is drunk or really high before the phenomenon. After you accordion dick a girl, the guy has to yell, "You've been accordion dicked, bitch!" Then the sweet-ass-dude has to bellow like an accordion, "Whoooom!"
by Pat N, Mark W, and E.J. December 2, 2007
To posess godlike powers with regards the playing of the accordion (the opposite of accordion monkey
by Ming the Merciless March 1, 2005
by The dentist February 21, 2014