Ac-Dec 

It's cooler than your Mom...twice...with soap!!

A team of ten children who slack off all year then go to competition where their only award is coolest shirt. The Ac-Dec children sport a shirt saying "Dumb Shirt Smarty Pants"

Made up of a chef, a gay guy, a shopping obbsessed senior, President of the world, an ax murderer, a 25 year old crazo, a kite flying teen, the alternate, a massuse, an oriental guy (CELEBRATE DIVERSITY), and of course the pretty one.

The Kit: Hey, Robert...would you rather be half a potato or a whole potato!?
Robert: I don't know...
Angel^2: Well if you were a whole potato you wouldn't be able to eat yourself.

Ac-Dec by The Kit May 15, 2004

Ac dec 

Composed of 10 high schoolers (3 A's, 3 B's, 3 C's) who study their asses off all year to compete through extremely difficult and detailed testing. There are 10 subjects 7 objectives (just the facts) - Art, Music, Economics, Math, Language and Literature, Social Science/Science (depends on SQ topic), Super Quiz, and 3 subjectives- Essay, Speech (composed of 1 impromptu speech and 1 prepared speech), and Interview.
80% of the kids in the class consider it a blow off class, and the other 20% work super hard until the team is decided. An awesomley difficult program, provides some kick ass scholarship money and is great for brownie points and is also great for study and memorization skills.

Oh, and btw, if your team is in Texas you may as well kiss ur asses goodbye bcuz NeW CaNeY dominates!!!! 2nd in State baby yeeeeaaaayyyyaaaa!!!!! (unless ur from Seven Lakes. And if you are I hate you. Not really. U guys were pretty cool. Friendswood are the sore losers)

Man those New Caney kids really worked their asses off in acdec! And that coach Mr.Moore sure is a hard ass! -Ac dec

Friendswood sure took that 3rd place hard, considering nEw cAnEy won 2nd in state and beat them for the first time eva in that acdec competition! Too bad they wont be in the same division next year, and wont be competiing against NeW cAnEy!

Ac dec by peacemaka October 17, 2008

Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater 

This act requires both a male and female to perform. A male takes a crap in the upper tank of the toilet while performing a delicate balancing act, and getting his cock sucked, as the female takes a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.

I got my girlfriend so drunk that I was actually able to convince her to perform the Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater with me while my buddy hid in the closet and video taped the performance!

Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater by GivinHer TheBusiness December 30, 2007

Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater 

Carefully removing the toilet tank cover, dropping a deuce in the upper tank while receiving a blojob from a partner that is taking the browns to the superbowl and positioned backwards on the seat as if AC Slater from 'Saved By the Bell.' After all purging , liberally wipe and if necessary add extra toilet paper to the lower tank to ensure a severe toilet clog.

I caught Hercules bull riding my girlfriend so before I left I gave him the good ole double decker house wrecker blumkin ac slater.

Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater by jaggofilth July 19, 2009

Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin  

One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.

hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!

Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin by huckabee January 11, 2008

A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin 

When a man defecates in the top tank of the toilet while receiving oral sex from someone pooping and sitting backwards on the seat.

"Hey girl, my dick is real hard and I noticed that we are both have been farting a lot. Perhaps we should A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin"

A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin by Juan Perico March 8, 2009

25 december year 1 a.c 

Date of birth of a giant son of a bitch who did a marathon with a wooden cross (400 kilograms) on his back and ended the Roman Empire in a basketball championship.

X: Do you remember 25 december year 1 a.c?
Y: No, I didn't-...
X: Tuh muertoh quilloh
Y: XD
X: Vivacristorei

25 december year 1 a.c by JesusPro777busconoviaprbrtida November 24, 2021