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Abel Tesfaye

one of the best celebritys/artists ever, very underrated overrated artist, selena did him WRONG, give me a chance
someone: omg do you know Abel Tesfaye?
me: you mean daddy?
Abel Tesfaye by isucktoes11 August 23, 2022

abel tesfaye

The king. God . Everyone loves him. He goes by the name the weeknd. He will make you wet within seconds. Evil angel from above . His voice is something extraordinary and beautiful . We love Abel! He only fucks you on Thursday . He has the best xo fan base ever.
"There's nobody else like Abel tesfaye " or "ALL HAIL ABEL"
abel tesfaye by Milliena October 14, 2013

Abel tesfaye

Abel tesfaye has one soulmate and one soulmate only, name you might ask amanda.
Amanda and Abel tesfaye are soulmates
Abel tesfaye by abelslongshlong August 16, 2021

Abel Tesfaye

AKA The Weeknd. He is the sexiest man on Earth and a HUGEEE legend. He has the best sex skills and you can literally have sex with his songs playing. When Abel starts signing, your pussy is wetter than the ocean.
Friend: Did you have sex with Abel Tesfaye?
Kyra: Yes, we are now married with 10 children.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026