Abel Tesfaye

A guy that is 27 years old that goes by the name of The Weeknd. A legend was born on 2/16/1990 and that legend is Abel (AKA The Weeknd)

Friend: Abel Tesfaye is such a great singer!
Other Friend: I know right, the concert was amazing!

Abel Tesfaye by Abelxo_&_Aprilxo November 19, 2017

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Abel Tesfaye

one of the best celebritys/artists ever, very underrated overrated artist, selena did him WRONG, give me a chance

someone: omg do you know Abel Tesfaye?
me: you mean daddy?

Abel Tesfaye by isucktoes11 August 23, 2022

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abel tesfaye

The king. God . Everyone loves him. He goes by the name the weeknd. He will make you wet within seconds. Evil angel from above . His voice is something extraordinary and beautiful . We love Abel! He only fucks you on Thursday . He has the best xo fan base ever.

"There's nobody else like Abel tesfaye " or "ALL HAIL ABEL"

abel tesfaye by Milliena October 14, 2013

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Abel tesfaye

Abel tesfaye has one soulmate and one soulmate only, name you might ask amanda.

Amanda and Abel tesfaye are soulmates

Abel tesfaye by abelslongshlong August 16, 2021

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Abel Tesfaye

AKA The Weeknd. He is the sexiest man on Earth and a HUGEEE legend. He has the best sex skills and you can literally have sex with his songs playing. When Abel starts signing, your pussy is wetter than the ocean.

Friend: Did you have sex with Abel Tesfaye?
Kyra: Yes, we are now married with 10 children.

Abel Tesfaye by badpuppysitdownmydog February 1, 2025

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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