A curly piece of cheese. Like when you peel some of your cheese stick, and it limply falls into a loose curl, that's Abby. She is comparable to the soggy, wet band-aid that just caressed your ankle in the local pool...after all, she is a swimmer.
"Mom, my cheese stick looks weird."
"Oh, that's not a cheese stick, that's Abby Kearns."
"Ew, what just touched my ankle?"
"Oh, it's just Abby Kearns."
"Oh, that's not a cheese stick, that's Abby Kearns."
"Ew, what just touched my ankle?"
"Oh, it's just Abby Kearns."
by T-Rex Underwear May 17, 2019