Dianne Abbott

Someone who isn't very clever, especially with numbers.

Teacher: Timmy, what is 2+2?

Timmy: Erm well, I don't think that's the question we should be asking.

Teacher: Answer the question Timmy.

Timmy: My position on this has always been clear, the answer isn't important. What is important is how we ask the question.

Teacher: FFS Timmy. What is 2+2? It isn't rocket science.

Timmy: Well, erm, it's about 12 when I last checked.

Teacher: 12? Are you sure,?

Timmy: Sorry, erm, yes, I mean 12 is an answer to a question that I might het asked and j think.it's important that we acknowledge that.

Teacher: Fuck me Timmy, you're such a Dianne Abbott.

by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 3, 2019

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Tony Abbott

An onion eating cunt

Tony Abbott: Got ya visa?

by PEBBLEboi July 2, 2018

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Fat Abbott

South Park's attempt at spoofing Fat Albert.

"Yeah, bitch. Snatch his ass in a bear trap. Leave that nigga swingin' from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days. Glock glock, know what I'm sayin'? Dumb ass nigga pullin' shit, damn." - Fat Abbott

by Mountain King July 26, 2004

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Monica Abbott

American athlete who pitched for the University of Tennessee Lady Volunteers softball team from 2004-2007. She is currently under contract with National Pro Fastpitch's Washington Glory and took the year 2008 off to participate in the Beijing Olympics with Team USA.

Monica Abbott is without a doubt the best fast pitch hurler the sport of softball has ever seen.

by ruindefault November 6, 2009

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