Aaron Wiles

Aaron Wiles is a typical white name for a not so typical white male. At a glance, he's usually brown-haired, plays Black Ops and wear lots of Aeropostale and American Eagle. Yet leafing through the man, you'll notice shards of integrity, compassion and a potential of having an 92 kill-streak. Aaron Wiles' rants are passionate, rich with colloquialisms and are often hilarious. When you meet an Aaron Wiles on the street do not shake his hand or look him in the eye. Instead, discuss the sheer inadequacies of Black Ops and shuffle away, leaving by only your Xbox-live username. You will become best friends in 8.9234 hours. That is all.

You: LOLWUT BLACK OOPS SUCH A PHAIL XD LOL

(an) Aaron Wiles: ZOMG YEAH WHATDA FUCK BITCH HELL SOME DUMBASS KID FUCKING 360 NOSE SCOPE HEADSHOT ME AC 130 KNIFE WHORE FUCKING NEAL AND HIS DUMB ASS PITT AND FUCKING VINAY AND LUIGI AND FUCKING RAWWRRRR
You: LMFAOOO
(a) Neal: yuh

Aaron Wiles by sangrazzi December 12, 2010

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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