Aaron Ramsey

The definition of footballing genius and the most intelligent footballer on the planet. Also the most famous ham roll in Europe

Me: Hey, have you seen Aaron Ramsey's assist for Lacazette against Man Utd?
Ramsey hater: But... but... Ramsey is a stupid Welshman who can't play football!!
Me: What about his goal against CSKA Moscow?
Ramsey hater: Stop!!! Neither this supposed 'goal' nor the 'assist' actually happened!!! It's all Ramsey's witty shenanigans! He inserted chips into your brain that make you hallucinate and make himself look like a genius! And you fell for it! Ha!

Aaron Ramsey by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 30, 2019

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Aaron Ramsey

Some stupid Welshman who can't play football

Bro, Aaron Ramsey could have done better than you!

Aaron Ramsey by shubba999 June 15, 2017

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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