awkward sex 

When youre having sex with someone who doesn't know what they are doing creating an awkward feeling and regret because you could have done a better job getting off by yourself.

Andrea wished she had just masterbated rather than subject herself to the awkward sex she had with Jeremy because he sucks in bed.

awkward sex by yourmomsmysexslave August 13, 2009

awkward sex 

when a person has sex.. with
some one and realizes that it
will be awkward afterwards

Me and my bestfriend had sexx..
It was some freaky kinda awkward sex

awkward sex by rockstarstatus February 13, 2008

Awkward Sex Moment 

Awkward sex moments happen when watching a film with new friends/parents/anyone and there is a sex scene in it, one which makes everyone watching feel awkward.

TV: Why dont we go over to the bed...
Guy1: Awkward...
Guy2: AWKWARD SEX MOMENT! FAST FORWARD!
TV: Mmmmmm...
Guy1&Guy2: AAAAH! Total "Awkward Sex Moment".

Awkward Sex Moment by BrokebackValley September 5, 2009

awkward film sex moment 

When a family is watching a supposedly clean film, and a sexual, usually very lewd joke/act is made, and both parents and children refuse to laugh in order to not be embarrassed.

"OH jonny, come on me!"

*awkward silence*

"Well, that was an awkward film sex moment!"

awkward film sex moment by WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDD May 10, 2009

awkward film sex moment 

When watching a movie with family members and an unexpected sex scene comes on and no one will make a sound.

Also when two friends who had a one night stand together but refused to talk about it because it was weird watch a movie and a sex scene comes on.

When a family is having a great laugh and a sex scene come one and suddenly the room is silent and you can hear everyone gulping nervously and hear their sweat dripping.

Mom: "Oh my what an awkward film sex moment!"

Or

When two friends who have a sexual history are watching a movie together for fun and a sex scene comes on, and the room suddenly gets hotter and weirder.

Mary: "Awkward..."

Timmy: "Can we do that again?"

Mary: "........"

awkward film sex moment by pooponmeeee December 8, 2009

Make awkward sexual advances not war 

that hot girl on the side of the urban dictionary page who is wearing the socialy awkward t shirts that we all want to fuck.

hey want to Make awkward sexual advances not war

Make awkward sexual advances not war by Make awkward sexual advances n May 28, 2009

Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War 

Do anything else rather than make a very childish foolish blunder.

George Bush is going to attack Iraq!!

Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.

Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War by seymore hineys May 19, 2009