AUGUST 29TH

National Steak Curtain Day. By law, every alpha male is required to grab the steak curtain of the baddest bitches.

Chad 1- Bro I really wish I could grab her meat purse
Chad 2- Bro, you even know what day it is?
Chad 1- uhh August 29th?
Chad 2- bro grab her coot like Micheal Jackson, it's National Steak Curtain Day

by Average Monkey August 28, 2019

August 29th

If you were born on August 29th you are the best, most amazing person in the world who deserves everything, like riches and happiness

Omg there born on the August 29th? There the coolest!

by Vscojanesksksksk October 21, 2019

August 29th

National slap your friends ass day

“Hey joe did you hear it’s August 29th?” “Hell yeah!”

by Blitz-o August 29, 2021

August 29th

August 29th is national give Thomas head day

It's August 29th I better go find Thomas

by Kevin173869420 August 24, 2020

August 29th

August 29th

August 29th is the national kill your husband day.
Because women don't need a man.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

August 29th

Judgement Day in the Terminator. Sarah Connor had visions of this day in Terminator 2: Judgement Day but prevented it with the help of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sarah Conner: On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel fucking real to you!

by 'Merica2 November 13, 2019

august 29th

give Ben head day

‘what day is it today Ben?’
‘it’s august 29th’
‘alright whip it out’

by eyheheh August 29, 2022