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ATMzoned 

Like being friendzoned but you're seen as an ATM and not even a friend, it's the worst feeling in the world. Bitches who do this shit are gold diggers often do it to a LOT of guys who they lead on and see as "options", have been passed around like community twat, and cannot commit to relationships, let alone plans. One would have to be a real simp to keep entertaining such gold diggers.
guy 1: "Hey bro you still talk to kaitlyn?"
guy 2: "Fuck no man she only hits me up when she needs money, she still didn't pay me back even though she swore up and down she would for four weeks, and I'm not putting up with her foul ass attitude either, she leads everyone and their mom on so yeah she's nasty to me. Fuck being ATMzoned forreal."
guy 1: "oh goddamn... Good thing you cut the bad fruit off of the tree."
guy 2: "Honestly feels good, I've been able to put more money into my project bike and I have peace in my life."
guy 1: "Hell yeah I'll drink to that."
ATMzoned by OhBobSaget!!_1994 December 12, 2023
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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