ATMzoned 

Like being friendzoned but you're seen as an ATM and not even a friend, it's the worst feeling in the world. Bitches who do this shit are gold diggers often do it to a LOT of guys who they lead on and see as "options", have been passed around like community twat, and cannot commit to relationships, let alone plans. One would have to be a real simp to keep entertaining such gold diggers.

guy 1: "Hey bro you still talk to kaitlyn?"
guy 2: "Fuck no man she only hits me up when she needs money, she still didn't pay me back even though she swore up and down she would for four weeks, and I'm not putting up with her foul ass attitude either, she leads everyone and their mom on so yeah she's nasty to me. Fuck being ATMzoned forreal."
guy 1: "oh goddamn... Good thing you cut the bad fruit off of the tree."
guy 2: "Honestly feels good, I've been able to put more money into my project bike and I have peace in my life."
guy 1: "Hell yeah I'll drink to that."

ATMzoned by OhBobSaget!!_1994 December 12, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016