by dj jazzy jason March 10, 2012
Someone who assumes something negative after a general phrase, to either bring you down or be an asshole.
I'm gonna go outside.
You can't skateboard outside because it's wet dumbass...
I was gonna go for fun you Assumption Asshole...
You can't skateboard outside because it's wet dumbass...
I was gonna go for fun you Assumption Asshole...
by Kyle Loveless April 3, 2010
There was a old farmer who lived on a rock. He sat in the meadow just shaking his...fist at some boys who were down by the creek, there feet in the water their hands on their...marbles and play things, and at half past four, there came a young lady she looked like a...pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, she pulled up she dress, and showed them her...ruffles and laces, and white fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to...bring up her children, so they would not spit, while the boys in the barn yard were shoveling...refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt, while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...eyes at the fellow, down by the dock, he looked like a man with a sizeable...home in the country, with a big fence out front, If he asked her politly she'd show him her...little pet dog who was subject to fit. and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...small tender hands, with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his....candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch, and then he spread whipcream all over her...cookies, that she had left out on her shelf.
If you think this is dirty you can go F*** yourself. :)
If you think this is dirty you can go F*** yourself. :)
by NoobUser!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!one!1 April 5, 2009
A very common mistake among gossipy and gullible teens. Its just making assumptions based on snooping people's facebooks, Such as assuming a guy wants to be with a girl if they have a back and forth wall post exchange. Its easy to keep up with information like this because news feeds inform you about everyone's activities and posts. Can also be Myspace assumptions.
Scenario 1: Teen 1: Dude, I think Karl likes Marissa, he posted almost 10 comments on her wall
Wiser Teen 2: Naw man, don't be making facebook assumptions. Facebook posts do not an attraction make.
Scenario 2: Dude 1: I'm so juiced, that cute freshman just sent me 5 messages, I'm definitely asking her out now.
Dude 2: Man, she hasn't even said hi to you in person yet. You're making a facebook assumption. I expected more of you.
Wiser Teen 2: Naw man, don't be making facebook assumptions. Facebook posts do not an attraction make.
Scenario 2: Dude 1: I'm so juiced, that cute freshman just sent me 5 messages, I'm definitely asking her out now.
Dude 2: Man, she hasn't even said hi to you in person yet. You're making a facebook assumption. I expected more of you.
by bt-man November 27, 2007
An assumption song is a song with the intention of making you think it is dirty when really it doesn't say anything dirty by changing the rhyme.
"...Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt, when the girl in the meadow was rubbing her... eyes at the fellow"
Everyone knows it is dirty though. It's no secret.
"...Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt, when the girl in the meadow was rubbing her... eyes at the fellow"
Everyone knows it is dirty though. It's no secret.
by SeventhSandwich[BL] February 12, 2010
A feminist school in Morristown New Jersey. Works you well but is very inside the box. Incredibly racist and unfunny students. I swear half of the school vapes. People are fake and half the teachers which are all female are lesbian with another teacher. I went here for 8 years and it is either a really good experience or it isn’t.
Assumption school is a school
by Yes_No February 12, 2018
by whataboutbob? September 18, 2010