ASSTEA

1. Pre-teenage girl who ODs on ibuprofen.
2. Pre-teenage girl who is a bitch to everyone.
3. Pre-teenage girl who sits on her ass all day and has no real friends.
4. Pre-teenage girl who everyone hates.
5. Pre-teenage girl who thinks boobs make her an adult.

1. "I'm Asstea and I had to get my stomach pumped after taking sixteen ibuprofen pills!!"
2. "Uhm, no. I'm Asstea and what I say goes."
3. "Eye dee kay, Kirby!!"
4. "Did you hear that Asstea started autospamming boards like mad yesterday, then got mad when people made boards about her? God she is such an idiot!"
5. "I'm Asstea and I have boobs, there for I am an adult!"

ASSTEA by EMOIZZY May 11, 2007

assbeater420

Assbeater420 was more than a friend. A partner. A gamer. A chad. Every night I go to bed crying thinking off this horrible loss. Please bring him back. God have mercy on your soul for Allah is regretting your existence. #Justice4AssBeater420 #BlackLivesMatter

bro1:assbeater420 truly was a legend
bro2: yea he was im sad he is gone now
bro1: :sadcowboy:
bro2: did you just say colon sad cowboy colon ?
bro1:wipes forehead

bro2: dont wipe my forhead

assbeater420 by sniperfoxeh August 11, 2020

Asstapalyzation

Commonly used by 8-3
Created by Shadon Evans mostly used by Prince Dixon
1. Used to substitute almost any word.
2. Used to sound smarter due to its long pronunciation.
3. Often used to describe something.

Example1
Teacher: How far is the Earth from the sun?
Student: Well miss, the Asstapalyzation of the earth is about ......... therefore ...........

Example 2
Friends: Water is wet
Other friend: Actually the Asstapalyzation of water is ......... so technically water is actually...........

Asstapalyzation by VintageBandit March 7, 2020

AssEar 

End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.

Yo Michelle, Those earrings the size of a Double Stuff Oreo are going to give you AssEar

AssEar by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019

Asstaurant 

A restaurant where the food tastes like ass.

guy with munchies a: - yo I'm hungry,wanna hit the local McD's?

guy with munchies b: - nah, I'd rather go to any other asstaurant than that place. This way we save some and don't help fund the clown-faced Hitler.

Asstaurant by big uncle G June 3, 2008

asstraction 

the presence of someone, usually female, with an incredibly nice ass which renders one unable to concentrate on work, school or any other task. Though usually affecting men, it has been known to happen to women as well.

Bill: I just marked all those 32" televisions the wrong price. The boss almost fired me.
Jim: What happened?
Bill: I was paying too much attention to the booty on that new girl in the camera department.
Jim: Oh, I could stare at that all day.
Bill: I know, but it's such an asstraction.

asstraction by theinstigator December 13, 2013

Assterburners 

When your asshole burns after taking a shit

Taco Bell gave Tom a serious case of the assterburners

Assterburners by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat April 29, 2015