A hairy ass. Jungle ass.
I've been getting a ton of swampass this summer; I gotta shave my assquatch to air things out a bit.
by Q dogg March 04, 2017
by Ron Inkleman March 19, 2008
A person, typically male, who has more hair on his ass than on his head. An assquatch can also be a person with an unusually hairy ass.
by Hollywood Texas January 23, 2010
The name of the hairy wad the ends up between your butt cheeks when you wash your hair in the shower.
Ladies...do you ever get that annoying wad of hair between your butt cheeks when you wash your hair in the shower? Its name is assquatch. It is very frightening.
by adabrid August 15, 2013
Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
by akendall October 06, 2009
Person 1. On the way over here this dick cut me off, almost caused a wreck, and had the nerve to flip me off!
Person 2. Sounds like a real assquatch
Person 2. Sounds like a real assquatch
by Marky-c January 01, 2013
A close cousin to Sasquatch, assquatch is also known as the abominable ass-raper. Enjoys raping anybody and anything it can catch in the ass.
by SOAD fan September 20, 2006