ass wipe

An ass kissing, self-inflated, "me first" son-of-a-bitch.

Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.

by fraterg May 11, 2003

ass wipe

A complete moron; without a clue

George Bush is an Ass Wipe

by Laura July 20, 2004

ass wipe

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass wipe."

by x January 22, 2003

ass-wipe

One who will wipe the ass of a superior in order to gain false ground.

tesoro is loaded with ass-wipes.

by non ass-wipes know how to say it! October 17, 2003

ass wipe

a butt pluggin, rug munchin, ass hole son of a biatch.

or toilet paper

oo that ass wipe needs to go to a gay convention

who was the asswipe that didn't leave any asswipes in here?

by random thoughts August 16, 2003

Ass Wipe

Ass Wipe can refer to several meanings:

1- The physical action of wiping your ass down

2-A cross between a human carpet, a kiss ass, a suckup, or any combination of the 3.

"That guy's such an ass wipe. He actually gives his teachers boxes of Ass Wipers. He even does the ass wiping!"

by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009

ass-wipe

1. toilet paper

2. a worthless or annoying person

I can't believe were out of ass-wipe.

by Light Joker November 27, 2006