artifact 

An item or object.
used in various fantasy settings to portray objects that have some sort of magical power or innert ability.

"this crown of the deep artifact gives me +4 to charisma"

"frodo,we must destroy this artifact for the good ofmiddle earth"

artifact by misko September 3, 2007

artifact 

That Game Valve Made That Nobody Asked For

Cody:Have You Heard About That Game Artifact
James:Dont Fucking Talk About That Game

artifact by 0)_(0 September 4, 2017

artifact 

A piece of useless shit saved to look at in the future.

The Smithsonian found an 2000-year old Egyptian dog carcass and put it in the Museum as an artifact

artifact by Jules Winnefield December 23, 2008

Artifact 

1. Something made to resemble a real fact, by or through President Trump or his Administration or other.

2. A false statement, a non-truth, a lie or a falsehood.
3. An exaggeration of the truth or a half truth.
4. An alternative fact.

Did you hear that CNN has discovered another artifact from the Trump Administration.

Artifact by My Kraken January 23, 2017

ARTIFACT 

SOMETHING THATS BEEN KNOWN

AN ARTIFACT

ARE YOU SURE THATS A FACT
"YEAH ITS AN ARTIFACT"

ARTIFACT by greenseqquoiaocean August 29, 2021

artifact children 

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.

"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa

artifact children by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 14, 2006

artifact luck

absolute nonsense and non-existant thing

good artifact luck? forget about it

artifact luck by DefaultNon April 13, 2021