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artifact 

An item or object.
used in various fantasy settings to portray objects that have some sort of magical power or innert ability.
"this crown of the deep artifact gives me +4 to charisma"

"frodo,we must destroy this artifact for the good ofmiddle earth"
artifact by misko September 3, 2007
Words you can keep

artifact 

That Game Valve Made That Nobody Asked For
Cody:Have You Heard About That Game Artifact
James:Dont Fucking Talk About That Game
artifact by 0)_(0 September 4, 2017

artifact 

A piece of useless shit saved to look at in the future.
The Smithsonian found an 2000-year old Egyptian dog carcass and put it in the Museum as an artifact
artifact by Jules Winnefield December 23, 2008

Artifact 

1. Something made to resemble a real fact, by or through President Trump or his Administration or other.

2. A false statement, a non-truth, a lie or a falsehood.
3. An exaggeration of the truth or a half truth.
4. An alternative fact.
Did you hear that CNN has discovered another artifact from the Trump Administration.
Artifact by My Kraken January 23, 2017

ARTIFACT 

SOMETHING THATS BEEN KNOWN

AN ARTIFACT
ARE YOU SURE THATS A FACT
"YEAH ITS AN ARTIFACT"
ARTIFACT by greenseqquoiaocean August 29, 2021

artifact children 

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.
"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa

artifact luck

absolute nonsense and non-existant thing
artifact luck by DefaultNon April 13, 2021
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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