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ap environmental science 

An advanced placement class with the fundamental skills of eighth grade science and a teacher similar to Jane Goodall. Various forms of persuasion will be used to encourage you to own a Prius and be a vegetarian. Can be used as a form of torture and governmental mind-fuckery. Apparently there is a field trip to the zoo. Don't be naïve and sign up because you want to go to the damn zoo. You will regret this.
Ex. Me: Why the hell am I in AP environmental science? I don't give a shit about the environment.

AP Environmental Studies 

person 1: hey, whats ur favorite class?
person 2: APES!
person 1: awesome! what is it?
person 2: AP Environmental Studies
person 1: that's sick dude!