Allsop

Someone who is even tempered, reasonable and only wants a fair deal.

e.g. "That frightful barmaid has given me a short measure. I'd really rather like it allsoped, but she looks a bit pre-menstrual to me so maybe I won't add to her troubles on this occasion. But if she does it again I'll give her a jolly good Gorton - and then nick her wheels."

by Angie O'G-string May 10, 2004

Allsop

Someone who is bad tempered mardy and cons people.

That barmaid has allsoped me pint, fill it up wetch.

by B Maid Tup May 10, 2004

Allsop

Originally the name of a mousepad company, the name has later become adopted by a well-known unknown person. This well-known unknown person is known to not be known by most knowing people. Knowing is knowing not knowing, know what I mean?

I didn't see allsop today at the store.

I didn't see allsop today at the library.

I didn't see allsop anywhere.

Inaccurate:

I saw allsop

by bored April 29, 2004

jessica allsop

normally a total twat. name is slop but they wont admit it.

jessica allsop is a mong

by Jessica Allsop December 07, 2023

Lenny Allsop

A tall handsome guy, Super funny, all the choss all get around him, has maginificent rizz, can flip a bottle well, can do 8 triple edits in a row.

"WOAH LOOK, ITS LENNY ALLSOP" - choss "HI LENNY" - choss "SETTLE LADIES" - lenny

by betty barnscycle August 27, 2025

Guke Allsop

A poor feminine man that once ate a colored man’s asshole for some spare change. The colored man did not enjoy it so he put him in the fields and made him an accessory to his antique farm equipment.

Quit begging like a dirty Guke Allsop.

by PB&HJ April 27, 2025