AIMernet 

Immedietly signing onto AOL Instant Messenger when your computer powers up. Most people do this to ensure that their long shallow existance is buffered with their friends and people they never met with too many numbers in their screen name. Only the true 1337 users of the "AIMernet" us this to check to see if a ganked WiFi internet connection is legit.

Jimmy signs on to the AIMernet to see if his emo friends are on so they can go into a chatroom and type nothing, they are so hardcore.

Ted signs onto the AIMernet to check to see if the WiFi detector he *cough* bought is legitimate.

AIMernet by FiXmYLOLERSKATES! June 13, 2007

amernet 

(Verb). To participate in sexual activities with an Amish woman.

"Yo, bro. I totally amernetted that hoe."

amernet by Det. VICE. Phelps. C March 17, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008