(1) Academy of Integrated humanities and new Media. A.I.M. A program offered to Juniors and Seniors at Tamalpais High School in Marin, California. Taught by Ms. Scharf (a.k.a. Mrs. Goldstein), Mr. Goldstein, and Mr. Tarpinian.
(2) Somewhere between hell and AIDS lies AIM, a soul stomping concentration camp for people who once had hope, but had it brutally crushed under the devices of torture made to suck out all traces of student morale and motivation. P.S.: Goldstein, dude, ur ghey.... go hawks!
"Dude, go back to A.I.M. you Nazi."
"Man, you're being so A.I.M. right now."
"Hell sucks, well, it could be worse; I could be in A.I.M.."
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crapy instant message client used by teenage boys to talk to girls because they are afraid to talk to girls in person
clashrocker123456:hey michelle wanna go out sum time
princess1234234235:no grow up and ask me in person

by st. jimmy March 30, 2005
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Stands for AOL Instant Messenger. An Instant Messenging service launched by AOL. They add AIMbots to your buddy list such as 'Moviefone' or 'SmarterChild'. It can be used to IM(instant message) with your friends, or even close relatives. It could even bring the family together.

1. qtgurl1122 has signed on.
hayleeangel17: hey gabs.
qtgurl1122: hey haylee.
hayleeangel17: so r u goin 2 the bowling alley w/ me, terra, and jim 2nite?
qtgurl1122: cant, my mom sayz i hav 2 babysit my lil sis an her friend 2nite.
hayleeangel17: o, that sux. well, u cn still go 2 da mall 2morow w/ me, sarah, and mimi, rite?
qtgurl1122: oh ya!! i hav no plans 2morrow, i cant wait!!!
hayleeangel17: neither cn i. so, c u round,bye!
qtgurl1122: kk, c u 2morrow, bye!!!

2. ambergirlie224: brandon!!!!
cooldude123: yeah?
ambergirlie224: dad wants tlk 2 u, NOW!!!
cooldude123: aw man, wat is it this time??? k, im gunna IM him right now.

cooldude123: dad, u wanted 2 c me?
number1dad: yes, son, but also your mom wants to talk to you.
cooldude123: aw no, y??
number1dad: it is about your 'run away' attempt.
cooldude123: o no.
number1dad: i'm going to invite you into a chatroom room with your mom, and you better say yes mister!!

'number1dad has invited you to chatroom 891102847658.'
'you are now in chatroom 891102847658 with number1dad and mom4eva.'

mom4eva: brandon!!! i cant believe you tried to run away to your friend's birthday party!!
cooldude123: but mom! it was da party of the year!!
mom4eva: in SAN FRANSISCO??!!!
number1dad: you never even told us!
cooldude123: i thought you would say no!!!
would u???
mom4eva: what do YOU think?? it was your great-grandma's birthday!! she was 102!!! and we had to cancel because we couldn't find you!!!
cooldude123: well srry!!
number1dad: you're in big trouble, mister! grounded for 3 weeks. No TV, no computer!
cooldude123: but, but...
number1dad: want to make it a month?
cooldude123: nvm.
'cooldude123 has left the chatroom.'

cooldude123: sis?
ambergirlie224: ya, bro?
cooldude123: mom and dad r weird.
ambergirlie224: i no they r, i mean, wut mom wud spell 'ever' as 'eva'??? thats only 4 teens!!
by funnyfunmonkey August 05, 2008
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The chat client that slaughtered, butchered, and hacked to pieces any trace of the english language by causing the creation of shorthand, such as "OMFG LOL U R TEH SUK I KANT TYP RITE HAHAHAHA"
Dumbass: LOL U R TEH UZ AIM!!!1!!! OMFG IM SYKIK!!!!

Intelligent person: Brilliant deduction. I use it, but not to talk to jackasses like you. *BLOCK*
by Cheesy May 29, 2005
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Stands for AOL Instant Messenger.
Also means how good you are in FPS games - like in CS and for aimbot (also in FPS games)
- You got aim? (as in AOL Messenger)

- Dude, my aim is bad today :( (as skill in shooting games)

- Cheater! I saw you using aim! (as in "aimbot")
by Alex572crack February 27, 2008
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An acronym for Aol Instant messanger (Aol itself is an acronym for American online). A program used to chat with people online, it itself was a good idea, however people lately bombard it with acronyms and abbreviations therefore it basically takes longer to read and understand the converastion than it does to write and send a letter.
Instant messanger:Lol lmfao
Me: ...
by Adeadlyliquid September 27, 2004
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A great way to meet fatass pedophiles over the internet. In other words, a good way to get a dick in your ass.
Say, do you remember that chick Joy? Yeah, I met her on AIM. We met at the park, and, wow, she had a penis? I GOT RAPED BY A GODDAM WOMAN WITH A PENIS?!
by Greg September 29, 2004
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