that big fat turd who gets sucked into that chocolate machine in the new charlie and the chocolate factory
agustus is a fat turd
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To make something so good and so wonderful but then ultimately kill it and make someone feel really bad about it.
Or, a character in John Green's The Fault In Our Stars who had cancer and died young, also made a lot of metaphors about death.
Or, a character in John Green's The Fault In Our Stars who had cancer and died young, also made a lot of metaphors about death.
Friend: I'm writing a story and I really like the character so far.
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Me: Okay, well, don't Augustus Waters it.
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"I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble. That is one of Augustus' most famous quotes."
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Yesterday Augustus walked into my apartment with his dick hanging out, I just couldn’t resist and I let him do me right there.
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ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ
The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ
The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
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