Afl Umpires 

These umpires are blind and never make the right calls. Also known to favour the home team.

The afl umpires are known for costing teams games
‘Geez, the umpires really lost us the game tonight’

Afl Umpires by Richmondrule April 17, 2022

AFL Umpires 

Usually, a bunch of Umpires who know the rules and are most commonly known as the best in Australia.

Player: I had an umpire he was the best in Australia and knew all the rules, God those AFL Umpires are extremely good.

AFL Umpires by THE BEST IN CAIRNS August 20, 2018

afl umpire 

a cunt on an AFL field wearing ones team colours and not the others

Mate 1: Hey!, who is that cunt on the field giving free kicks to Richmond

Mate 2: That's an AFL umpire

afl umpire by lashedwalnut979 August 4, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004