A.B.B.S

a fucking amazing foursome of friends...very good friends;
(their inicials just happen to spell abbs)

-so i was gonna invite you tonight..BUT we decided to make it an A.B.B.S thing.
-so why cant i join abbs?!?!?!
-uh its not called a foursome for nothing, plus i dont think you could handle it.

by youdontneedtoknowmyname;] February 6, 2009

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F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!

Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.

by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010

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S.A.B.B.S.

Short Arms Big Belly Syndrome

If you've dropped something on the ground and can't reach it without having to get up off the chair and get to it, you've got S.A.B.B.S.

Baby, can you please pick that up for me, I have S.A.B.B.S.

by Heidi Strand May 8, 2008

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B.A.B.S.

B.A.B.S. or Big Ass Ball Syndrome is the act of having a gigantic ball on either the right or left side. The nut in most cases is about 3 times the size of your normal everyday testical. Men who have B.A.B.S. are usually forced to walk with a limp and will more than likely suffer from back problems later in life due to the increaseed weight in the sack region. This is also commonly referred to as elephantitis or softball sack.

Note: It is extremely rare, but not unheard of to have two enormous balls in a single sack (see B.A.S.S. for more detail).

I couldn't believe it when Billy tbagged Eddie... His left nut was as big as Eddie's forehead! Billy must be gifted with B.A.B.S., his left ball is enormous!

That guys junk was huge! He must have B.A.B.S.!

by DoctorJjThomas June 15, 2011

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B.A.B.S

acronym for broke ass bastard syndrome, a disease that comes with not having a job, or just spending all your money on useless shit. this disease can only be remedied by having an awesome sugar momma (or poppa) who buys stuff for you all the time (preferably an old one, so they can die and bequeath you their money)

Anna Nicole Smith had B.A.B.S. this is her testimonial:

"After i got too fat to be in playboy, my B.A.B.S really started acting up. i knew i needed a rich old sugar daddy as fast as possible. and i got one! now my B.A.B.S is cured and i have enough money to live for a long time!!"

(irony)

by Joshua Jean December 24, 2008

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