Whipping a Shitty

A common pasttime in rural villages/towns. The shitty itself consists of accelerationg a car as much as possible and cranking the wheel. This usually results in massive fun, melted rubber, and huge track marks. Using a truck makes the feat 2 to 3 times more authentic.

#1: I was soo bored so i just started whipping shitties all over town.

#1: Bro, we were straight whipping a shitty around this corner the other day, there's even still tire marks

Whipping a Shitty by autistic_lemur June 22, 2009

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Whipping a uey

Performing a “flawless” u turn almost always at high speeds

Person 1: He’s going the wrong way
Person 2: oh he just said he was whipping a uey

Whipping a uey by sjdvs1776 January 6, 2020

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whipping a pile of horse bones

The phrase "whipping a dead horse" means to attempt to revive a moot point or issue. "Whipping a pile of horse bones" means to keep making futile and pointless attempts to revive interest in something that no one has cared about for so long its rotted away into a skeleton of its former self.

AKA: The Simpsons

Seasons 1 through 6 were the best. By season 8, FOX and Matt Groening were whipping a dead horse. Which means for the last 10 seasons they have been whipping a pile of horse bones.

whipping a pile of horse bones by weasel1969 October 9, 2008

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Pistol Whipping a Blind Kid

When something goes very wrong for one person or team. When something is seen on tv or is heard somewhere where multiple people hear it and is bluntly making fun of you or pointing out a fault about you without you knowing it was going to happen.

Person 1: DUDE! did you see the bengals game?
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.

Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.

Pistol Whipping a Blind Kid by sharpshooterdre January 13, 2010