Incel: I hate woman and I hate woman who game they should go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Any girl who games is probably fat and ugly
Any sensible person: Thanks for letting us know you’ve never felt a woman’s touch

A woman’s touch by blahblahidkyou March 18, 2021

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3B's in a woman

Refers to the 3 B's that a man looks for in a woman in the order of preference -

First B - Boobs
Second B - Booty (ass)
Third B - Body

Look she's got two milky boobs,one shaky booty and a curvy body
She's a perfect package with all the 3B's in a woman. YO !!!

3B's in a woman by _CC_ January 3, 2009

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It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

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