Worm On A String is your best friend! He loves you very very much. And you also love him. They are cute, fuzzy and have beautiful eyes. And they’re available in al the mc freakin’ colors you want! If your worm is lonely, buy him a friend. You can also make a giant worm, this is the ultimate life form.
Person one: Hey what you got there?
Person two: Oh it’s just my best friend, Worm On A String!
An worm on an string is an worm your friend gives you. You get emotionally attached to it in 0.5 seconds then within 4 hours of owning it someone steels it. You make an sign with an picture of the worm and post it online with an reward of $5.