A Missile 

A girl whose super fine; a 10

Person 1: Damn bro have you seen her she’s a missile.

Person 2: What makes u say that?
Person 1: She’s so fine she could light this whole place up

A Missile by CheesyChunk August 5, 2022

Launch a missile 

"Launching a missile" means -taking a poo.

Jesus Christ Arron, That curry was really spicy. I'm off to Launch a missile in trap three. I wouldn't come anywhere near me as the fall-out will be horrendous!

Launch a missile by Johnny badder December 10, 2015

Dodged a Missile 

It's the same thing as Dodged a Bullet but 100x worse.

I almost dated this cute person In Highschool but I had to move out.

Years later I discovered that a Mutual friend told me that the same person I had a crush on years ago just brutally killed His/her soulmate. Guess I dodged a missile there.

Dodged a Missile by -. .- -... .. .-.. August 13, 2021

pack a missile 

Originating from New Hampshire it is the act of inserting a large quantity of smokeless tobacco (skoal) in between you gum and cheek. The amount of dip can range from a half-a-tin to an entire tin. This is not like any other lip, its fucking huge. (DS)

Look at my ninja Samson as he "pack a missile". Shits fucking massive.

pack a missile by lh3aboys373 November 15, 2009

drop a missile 

- taking a dump that drops into the toilet, spraying, for the most part, the underside of the dump taker with fecal water and such

Dennis casually showed his son how to drop a missile by filming himself while taking a dump, "plunk", soaking his legs as well as the seat of his pants in the process.

drop a missile by Roux February 25, 2006

oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph

Tom Scott: "Oh no, I am a missile!"

oh no, i am a missile! by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023

A Cuban Missile 

It's like scissoring for lesbians but with a man and woman. While in the scissor position the man aligns his anus with the woman's vaginal opening and proceeds to excrete a firm fecal log inside said woman's venereal cavity.

Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".

Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?

*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.

A Cuban Missile

A Cuban Missile by Ramsey Dikken December 6, 2013