A Kyle is a young white man of low socio economic standing with a propensity to drink large quantities of Monster energy drink and do dumb shit like punch holes in walls.

Kyle: *Quits low paid job because boss "dissed him", drinks energy drink and punches hole in wall*
Guy: "You're such a Kyle"
Kyle: "Shuddup, faggot"

A Kyle by Chodoboy200 July 23, 2019

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A Kyle

A guy who enjoys monster energy and smashes drywall every second he can.

Dam is that a Kyle I hear

Must be smashing drywall and drinking monster

A Kyle by Cripkiller911 June 24, 2020

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Pulling a Kyle

When you promise your family members an expensive gift for the holidays but you never purchase the item and they never get what you promised to them.

Person1: hey I got you a new 4K HD television for Christmas
Person2: oh wow thank you every much

Person1: it will be here in 1 week, ok I have to go

Person2: what the fuck it’s been a few months and it’s still not here he is pulling a Kyle

Pulling a Kyle by Xx_mineShafter69_xX May 21, 2018

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Pulling A Kyle

to pull a kyle, is to invite your friends to an event or gathering, and not show up yourself.

"hey sam, want to come play lost planet 2 on xbox live?"
"wow. that sounds funtacular. i will definitely play lost planet 2"
"ok. i will be on in 5 minutes"

*45 minutes later*

"kyle isn't here. figures. there he goes again, pulling a kyle."

Pulling A Kyle by Bob Need October 31, 2012

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