A Three Rivers 

An upper decker with fries and cole slaw added, a Pittsburgh tradition.

Damn, I did a Three Rivers in Joe’s crapper at the party the other night.

A Three Rivers by Doc Fitz September 18, 2020

A Pittsburgh Three River 

When three men with full bladders pee perfusly on a unexected bystander and or sleeping person. This resembles the three rivers in Pittsburgh.

Person 1: "hey guys
Person 2+3:"whats up"
Person 1:"Josh passed out on the couch lets give him A Pittsburgh Three River"
Person 3:" haha yeah!"
Person 2:" he is going get drenched in piss"

A Pittsburgh Three River by Cpat, CC, borris March 21, 2013

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE! 

words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.

"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE! by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007