Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.
Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.
Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.
Kim: OMG, so my mom was looking at my phone right as Bobby sends me a Salisbury. Talk about awkward city.
Paula: All Todd does is send me Salisburies. EW.
Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.
Kim: OMG, so my mom was looking at my phone right as Bobby sends me a Salisbury. Talk about awkward city.
Paula: All Todd does is send me Salisburies. EW.
by MitchCumstein89 June 7, 2009
Get the A Salisbury mug.Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.
Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.
Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.
Kim: OMG, Bobby is so annoying, all he sends me nowadays is Salisburies.
Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.
Kim: OMG, Bobby is so annoying, all he sends me nowadays is Salisburies.
by MitchCumstein89 June 7, 2009
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when some cunt decides its funny to involve themselves in a conversation with which they previously played no part in and furthermore decides to comment saying how not only do they not care, but no one else does either - including the person being addressed.
Person 1 to Person 2: Hey, did you see that picture on facebook last night?
Cunt: Yeah no one cares
Person 2: Yeah haha, it made me laugh!
Cunt: Haha cool story bro
Person 1: oh stop doing a salisbury!
Cunt: Yeah no one cares
Person 2: Yeah haha, it made me laugh!
Cunt: Haha cool story bro
Person 1: oh stop doing a salisbury!
by anitagofradump February 16, 2012
Get the a salisbury mug.Essential to performing this manoeuvre, is doggy. Eat a shit tonne of food, preferably spicy, then shit in a sock. Just prior to the fabled finish, swing the sock around you’re head, gather momentum, and thwack that socky shit around the back of her head.
John to girl: I’m about to cum
Girl: GIVE ME A SALISBURY SOCKING
John: ok
Example 2:
Webby: Dude, I gave her the Salisbury socking of her life
John: nice
Girl: GIVE ME A SALISBURY SOCKING
John: ok
Example 2:
Webby: Dude, I gave her the Salisbury socking of her life
John: nice
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