A skank or group of skanks who constantly follow themselves around with a camera in tow taking and posting pictures of themselves in gross, odd and compromising positions; pretending to be having a blast in the midst of an imaginary party atmosphere.
That chick thinks she looks hot all exposed and rubbing up against her "girlfriends" with their tongues out...lesboschic farm animal paparazzi? More like skank-a-razzi ...Those pics scorch my eyeballs!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"