A Khad

This is a homosexual act, where you get power bottomed by a Russian/Scottish highlander dwarf who's 6ft9 but a midget and also has a dog which is actually a bob-cat/Beagle hybrid named Garfield but is only happy on Mondays and is allergic to pizza, but loves cheese strings

I lost my Virginity in Gloucestershire, to this bomb ass model named Mia Khalofter.

(Gimly giving a disapproving look)

(Northern Accent) "Ah guys, you know I ah was just khadding"

"A khad"