a jessie

to sit on a woman's tits and thrust until you ejaculate on her hair & face

Chon: yo bubba i pulled a jessie on bridget last night
Bubba: oh damn lmao

by ChonVR December 27, 2011

pulled a jessie

When a younger or weaker person slaps an older or stronger person unexpectedly in the face

When my sister accused me of cheating in monopoly, I pulled a jessie and put her in her place

by Tmores December 27, 2016

Pulling A Jessie

When Someone Uses Drugs To Alter Their Performance

"I Can't Believe Barry Bonds Is Pulling A Jessie"

by HEYOHCAPTAINJACK2299 July 6, 2017

Pulling a Jessie

When you decide to come in work late everyday and then come in at 2am and immediately quit.

Cameron “damn bro ima bout to pull a Jessie “
Anthony “you too? I haven’t done shit all week.”
3 weeks later
Anthony “remember when Cameron was pulling a Jessie?

by Cameron354 February 4, 2020

have a jessie

An instruction to "take a look" or have a crafty peek!

also known as a jessie deek - peek

(Bill) I hear Christine has a fine pair on her

(Shane) I'll make sure to have a Jessie next time i see her

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

Doing a Jessie

When a girl/guy shit himself on purpose just to piss of her/his girlfriend/boyfriend.

Amber Heard took a shit in Johnny’s bed!

Damn! She was doing a Jessie!

by MeLukas December 25, 2022

Being a Jessie

When you insert yourself into a situation that probably had nothing to do with you and was already sorted out.

oh no olivia is being a jessie again

by lovelyisland February 28, 2023