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A failure 

Me
You know who is a failure? Me!
A failure by WheeeeeelyBin August 7, 2020
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a failure 

you
Teacher: Can anyone give an example of a failure?
Kid: You

A Failure 

She’s more a failure than Steven He
A Failure by Nballard December 14, 2021

a failure 

you. just you
a failure is u

IM A FAILURE 

The truth

Being a Failure 

Being a Failure is when Steven He's dad grabs the sandal and gives you permanent emotional damage.
You are being a failure.
-Steven's Dad
Being a Failure by j4k3yy November 11, 2022

I’m going to be a failure 

I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck
I’m going to be a failure.
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