A Bruce Willis 

when you Die Hard but still breathin'

I ain't dead yet like I'm a Bruce Willis.

A Bruce Willis by GoUp July 17, 2016

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song)) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song)) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Bruce Willis is a robot 

A joke referring to the end of a movie. Used when you do not want to give away any spoilers. The phrase began with the movie The Sixth Sense. Useful for describing the end of any movie, whether Bruce Willis stars in it or not.

I went to see a great movie the other day. The ending was great. So it turns out that Bruce Willis is a robot.

Bruce Willis is a robot by terevos July 10, 2006