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a/s/l 

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Age / Sex / Location. The mating call of the barely post-pubescant teenager. Typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. More often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his "dream girl" for his own sick, sadistic pleasure.
Horny teenager: "A/S/L?"
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: "16/F/hopefully in your bedroom soon ;) "
Horny Teenager: "Wanna cyber?!?!"
50yr old dude: "Thought you'd never ask!!!!!"
a/s/l by PurEvil May 4, 2006

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a/s/l by rOj August 19, 2002

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age/sex/location. used mostly in chatrooms by people who are either pedophilic stalkers or else very lonely people.
Dude 1: "yo, asl?"
Dude 2: "80/male/arkansas"
Dude 1: *runs, since there's no promise of sex*
a/s/l by Jax February 18, 2003

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age sex location

somethings creeps say

only girls the age of 12 enjoy
creep:a/s/l
girl(older):wow get a fucking life you creep

creep:a/s/l
12 year old girl: 19 female boston YOU SHOULD COME SEE ME!
creep:jackpot got me a 12 year old!
a/s/l by getrhwhndone April 10, 2009

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Age/Species/Location The furry's mating call put simply to yiff on msn and aol messenger
Furry Guy1:A/S/L
Furry guy2:80/Dog/In your house
Furry guy1: 0.o
A/S/L by Almighty mew October 9, 2008

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age/sex/location. if ur a guy, some girl can just ask u that question and then come to your house and really be a guy, and could rape you. never go on AOL/AIM Chatrooms.
i went on aol chatroom and some stupid girl wanted to know my ASL
a/s/l by bezel May 13, 2005

a/s/l/o/s 

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Age/sex/location/orientation/status. Derived from the word a/s/l the objection of this word get more information about the one you are chatting with. Commonly used when talking to strangers online.
person 1: a/s/l/o/s ?
person 2: 16/male/U.S.A/straight/single
person 2: you?
person 1: 51/male/U.S.A/Bi/single
*person 2 disconnected from chat*
a/s/l/o/s by Smashking242 October 5, 2010
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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