Long Dicked

Someone that purposely either disrespects you or created a scheme to disrespect you.

Ezra really long dicked me when he kept my gun for a whole year.

by Joel the shoe cleaner. July 14, 2023

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

Dilly Dick

Any unusually shaped dick with a large amount of bumps and nubs on it usually due to genetic deformities or other disease.
Can be very large and long with an abnormally large head, but usually short, thick and bumpy.

The guys at the gym laugh at my Dilly Dick that's loaded with bumps, but that's fine because I'm banging all their girlfriends regularly and women love my pickle shaped dick.

by Ridge man February 16, 2018

dick greedy

When one person in a multi-person sexual encounter is hogging all the dick.

"Bitch you gotta share, don't be Dick Greedy!"
-J.G.

by johnflaps423 March 6, 2018

LiL Dagger Dick

LiL Dagger Dick is a nickname any male can be called by they girl meaning they got a 5 inch or bigger

Ayye lil Dagger Dick fawk goin on

by 🍉🖤YoungDaggerDick🖤🍉 December 12, 2020

LiL Dagger Dick

LiL Dagger Dick is a nickname any male can be called by they girl meaning they got a 5 inch or bigger

Ayye lil Dagger Dick fawk goin on

by 🍉🖤YoungDaggerDick🖤🍉 December 12, 2020

Gary's Shiny Dick

When a man visit a KTV in Taiwan and the girl gives him a Hand Job in front of the audience, where the backlight from the TV lighted up his gentlemen sausage.

It was a fun party tonight, it ended with a Gary's Shiny Dick move.

by IPA Nobleman December 21, 2020