A retard with a boner has a tard-on.
by EverynightJunglist May 24, 2009
Someone who is NOT retarded, but, acts like they are because they are too busy fantasizing about stupid bullshit to pay attention to the reality that surrounds them.
Poindexter is such a 'tard! He got into a car accident because he was too busy thinking about his fan fic sequel to "The Lord Of The Rings".
by Bull Shit Vick December 22, 2006
1. Short form of "retard."
2. Slang for one who is considered to be foolish or socially inept.
3. An idiot.
2. Slang for one who is considered to be foolish or socially inept.
3. An idiot.
by daviji August 5, 2005
It's a word for a group of teenagers, similar to how there are flocks of birds or schools of fish. This particular group is made up of three primary males.
1: A white male who wears way too small of glasses and is somewhat reasonable.
2. A Polish American male who is just batshit insane and somehow fascist.
3. A Mexican who dedicates his free time to liquor and making a profuse amount of napalm.
There can be more, such as:
4. A big ass Italian male who does not look Italian and has a concerning addiction to Nintendo.
5. A white Czech male who likes gun spinning his revolver around his finger, he's generally shy and like to have a trash can over his head.
6. Another white male who for some reason can't take off his shorts and is obsessed with Batman.
1: A white male who wears way too small of glasses and is somewhat reasonable.
2. A Polish American male who is just batshit insane and somehow fascist.
3. A Mexican who dedicates his free time to liquor and making a profuse amount of napalm.
There can be more, such as:
4. A big ass Italian male who does not look Italian and has a concerning addiction to Nintendo.
5. A white Czech male who likes gun spinning his revolver around his finger, he's generally shy and like to have a trash can over his head.
6. Another white male who for some reason can't take off his shorts and is obsessed with Batman.
by Worcestersh1re December 7, 2022
Chad : Oh Kiersten I love to kiss your neck it makes me so hard!
Kiersten : Keep doin it then after work we can find a room and fuck!
Steve: Hey guys what's goin on!
Chad : Can't you see I'm making out with my girlfriend get lost!
Steve : Oh mind if I join in! LOL
Kiersten : Get lost you creap!
Chad : Yeah get lost before I kick you stupid ass!
Kiersten : What a fuckin idiot!
Chad : Yeah he's such a Tard!
Kiersten : Keep doin it then after work we can find a room and fuck!
Steve: Hey guys what's goin on!
Chad : Can't you see I'm making out with my girlfriend get lost!
Steve : Oh mind if I join in! LOL
Kiersten : Get lost you creap!
Chad : Yeah get lost before I kick you stupid ass!
Kiersten : What a fuckin idiot!
Chad : Yeah he's such a Tard!
by SlopNChop February 2, 2017
Stupid things that shouldn't exist and are obviously inbred. All they do is cost a shit ton of money and time and energy that is wasted. They should be locked in a building that has no budget and stay there forever.
by Fig boy May 29, 2018
Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football (Soccer) Championship.
The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by football fans Australia-wide.
The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by football fans Australia-wide.
The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!
by Merrick February 6, 2006