salad

An atrocious excuse of a consumable. Highly advised not to digest.

"Want some salad?" "FRICK NO ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!"

by classic.rock.life March 22, 2017

Salad

When someone acts healthy/fit but there really not

Look at Josie eating dat whole cake over there, claiming she all salad and all. So fake.

by Bob chillin July 21, 2017

salad

1. noun - a woman that looks like she has been chopped up more often than the lettuce in a Big Mac
2. noun - a girl that needs to eat salad to lose some kegs; a fat chick

1. I'd admit that I slipped one up her if she wasn't such a salad.
2. That salad looks like she's got more rolls than the village bakery.

by dero-licked December 17, 2004

salad

A colloquial term for money derived from its leafey green color.

He is making mad salad at that new job.

by Podnuttz August 11, 2008

Salad

Not your main girl/boyfriend; a sideting

Nahhhh youre a salad HAHAHAHAHAAHA

by Xao1X October 16, 2019

salad

a drunk cocky frat boy who turns into the en salada and becomes baligerant and obnoxious while drinking.

Bryant: "You want me."
Me: "You're such a salad."

by crazylovesmash4 August 2, 2008

salad

someone who is identified as salad is hotter than hot, being salad means you're the step above hot.

girl 1:"omg he's so hot"
girl 2:"he's better than that he is salad"

by justanotherurbangirl December 12, 2015