Gay man rarely seen in the company of bears. The platypus is a skinnier version of a twunk. Semi hairy, pierced and bitchy by nature. Dangerous predator when drunk
That platypus Pat is wrecking my head tonight, way too drunk!
by One plus 2 July 20, 2017
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When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.
Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.
by Pepper Daddy July 16, 2019
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A fat Fuck that rolls in sand all day and doesn’t pay taxes lil bitch
Mark: you are like a platypus’s

Jim: oy mate don’t say that u lil sand mug
by Spitslayer June 18, 2020
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When you sneeze into a females vagina which afterwards make her burb
Dude! Nice job! You just sneaky platypussed her!
by The Scam69 August 17, 2022
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Blue Platypus:
A Blue Platypus, often shortened to "bp," is someone who can truly be described as a god. They don't get the recognition they deserve, and they can do everything so much better than anyone else. You basically can't talk back to them, they're just that good.
Person 1: Yo dude, the Eagles suck. The Patriots so had that!
Person 2: Man if I were on the Patriots, I would carry them to victory. I'm so much better than Tom Brady but no one realizes it!
Person 1: Sure you are, you Blue Platypus.
Person 2: That's a good thing, right?
by Cidius February 6, 2018
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