Jeremy is such an amazing guy who hides how he feels most the time. Jeremy is known for a liar but means well. A jeremy will piss you off and try to talk about it afterwards. If you get close to a jeremy, keep him close, if you can handle him, you will make a perfect match. Jeremy is hard to understand and will push who he says he loves away
Jeremy is so unpredictable
by Jrmz February 4, 2019
a boy who is very sarcastic but means well. he is afraid of showing his emotions to anybody and keeps things bottled up inside. if you are lucky a jeremy will open up to you, but then will probably close off again soon. he is caring but just wants to be known as the tough guy. and he is obsessed with having sex. he is very attractive and so you cant seem to stay away, even though it is probably best that you do.
by girlw/experience September 5, 2011
He is fine af he is so nice and he makes me laugh he is super funny he be having me scared and be having me blushing I don’t even know how to explain it he makes me so happy and I love everything bout him❤️🥰🥵😩
Jeremy
by Periodtt pooh July 8, 2019
A wonderful, kind guy that any girl would be lucky to have. He's tall, muscular, and athletic. He is also sweet and romantic but you have to break through his tough exterior to find out. Jeremy is the best friend you could have because he is the the perfect guy. However, he thinks he isn't good enough for anyone and is oblivious to the girls who like him. But overall, he is amazing.
by 129believe August 26, 2015
A smart and likeable boy/man who is rather charming and talented in all sorts of ways. Compassionate and loves people more than anything. God is his mentor and is obedient in all sorts of ways. He is hardworking and determined. He is a shy guy and is destined for greatness
by tlita jk December 20, 2016
(Someone): Are you religious?
(Me): Have you heard of our Lord and Savior, Jeremy the cactus?
(Someone): No, but I'm interested- tell me more!
(Me): I shall educate you on the beautiful succulent god
(Me): Have you heard of our Lord and Savior, Jeremy the cactus?
(Someone): No, but I'm interested- tell me more!
(Me): I shall educate you on the beautiful succulent god
by therealrealsquid February 5, 2019
A champion's champion. Natural born leader. Proud but not arrogant. Loud but not boastful. Intelligent but not demeaning to others. Considerate but not a kiss-ass. Can touch his nose with his tongue & fondle a girl's tonsils while kissing, but knows when to hold his tongue & not speak. Has the patients of a Saint, unless some asshole is tailgating him. Chiseled pecs reminiscent of a Greek Statue. Balls of steel & of course, a nice fat cock!!! Women long to be with him, desiring to feel his powerful hands so delicately & gently caressing their quivering, naked bodies...... most men feel this way too.................
Listen to how much better these famous lines sound when the name Jeremy is inserted:
"...Bond. Jeremy Bond."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Jeremy's."
"Would Jeremy be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"
"Jeremy always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
"...Bond. Jeremy Bond."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Jeremy's."
"Would Jeremy be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"
"Jeremy always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
by badass143 February 6, 2010