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Jeremy

the amazing cactus god who we all know and love

(Someone): Are you religious?
(Me): Have you heard of our Lord and Savior, Jeremy the cactus?
(Someone): No, but I'm interested- tell me more!
(Me): I shall educate you on the beautiful succulent god

Jeremy by therealrealsquid February 5, 2019