box

One who engages in thoughtless, sometimes referred to as "stupid" actions or outbursts in speech. One can be classified a "box" if that individual frequently demonstrates careless behaviour and thoughtless releasing of verbal diarrehha, or sentences that have no relevance to a topic. Actions that are inexcusable or demonstrate impotence can be solid judgement in deeming someone a box.

Alex drank a 26 and pissed himself at a formal event, a box indeed.

Jason trying to impress his buddy, drives over a curb and loses 6 points, what a box!

by boxdemona May 23, 2008

in the box

In your coffin, i.e., dead and buried. A typical Irish dark humor reference to death.

I don't have a lot of money, but I gotta take a trip to Europe before I'm in the box.

by EmmLove January 17, 2013

Box

Slang word for female vagina.

- "You ever ate the box before?"

- "My box is sore from all the pounding."

- "My girl finally showed me her hairy box last night."

by JaeJeter March 6, 2009

box

The television set.

What's on the box tonight?

by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

box

a measurement of sorts and the correct term in which to define a gathering of hipsters either publicly or privately

"Awe shit bro you look like shit"
"yeah man i walked through a box of hipsters on my way here, i think one of them got tea on me, so if i start talking about NPR and fair trade cigarettes don't hesitate to shoot me right in the face"

by PreTrender November 23, 2013

[The Box]

Refering to the Xbox Gaming system.

Imma go home and play The Box tonight.

by Norlinmyster January 30, 2009

In the Box

A straight man pretending hard to make everyone think he is gay.

Named after Walter Box, the famed track star that pretended to be dating Sam Smith while secretly having an affair with a woman.

Walter: Let's go suck dicks!
Sam: Walter, I don't think you're gay. I think you're "in the box".
Walter: I... um, I like boobs
Sam: I knew it

by WheezyLegere September 8, 2016